MumbleVille

Following is my annotated list of the Top Requested How To Articles, based on eHow’s list as of 14 April:

Please write an article explaining:

• How to land an ultralight aircraft (requested on April 7): answer quick, somebody; the poor guy’s been circling for a week now!
• How to build an addition on a house: and you want an answer in 5-600 words?
• How to insulate your basement floor: Get a giant crane, lift the house, and stick insulation under it.
• How to dig a fish pond: step 1) get a shovel. step 2) dig a hole
• How to de-thatch lawn grass, how to get rid of thatch, how to thatch a lawn: I’m sensing a trend here…
• How to make a Persian rug: step 1) find a Persian weaver…

Oh, lordy, these people are hilarious!